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Lucifer (1st_lord) wrote,
@ 2009-05-03 00:15:00

Tournaments and Errands
So who's ready for a brand new tournament? 'Cause just in case anyone wants to know, Metatron and I are in the middle of negotiation just what the next one is and who will be involved. I'll say this much, though - it'll be a test of strength. Looks like we'll be able to let you know who'll be taking part pretty soon.

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Alright, kiddies, it's sign-up time. Who's willing to do a job for me? And for that matter, who isn't willing? Hesitate and I might have to show you what happens when people fail to be of use.

Reno! Get your ass over here - I have an assignment for you.

Midvalley! I've got a job for you, too.

I need a third volunteer, and anyone who does the job well will be rewarded in some way. I expect volunteers. If no one volunteers, I'll assign someone the job and there will be a very serious penalty if they fail me.
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	[Private to Lucifer] theculpritis 2009-05-03 08:36 am UTC (link)
	Well, I'm still working on that blood run, so I'd like to focus on that if it's okay. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	[Private to Lucifer] 1st_lord 2009-05-03 11:19 am UTC (link)
	I've already given you a job - I'm not asking for another at the moment. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	[Private to Lucifer] theculpritis 2009-05-03 11:38 am UTC (link)
	Alright then. Um...what do people normally do in trials, if you don't mind me asking? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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1st_lord
2009-05-03 12:06 pm UTC (link)

Depends on the trial. Essentially, a select few are chosen to represent each side, and they have to compete to do better than the other side. Whoever does better gets a..."point", so to speak.

Last time we had a trial of the mind, where people were subjected to figuring out riddles and providing the item that was the answer. This time...who knows? All I'll say at the moment is that it involves strength.

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	silverknight 2009-05-03 10:27 am UTC (link)
	I'm bored enough at the moment to ask for a ticket to the fun. One doesn't need much surgical knowledge for it, right? 'Cause my anatomy is a bit rusty. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	1st_lord 2009-05-03 11:52 am UTC (link)
	So you've decided to finally do your job again? You don't need a ticket, you need a boot to the ass to get moving. You don't need surgical knowledge for it. I want you demonstrate why Asgard should be afraid of us again. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	silverknight 2009-05-03 12:22 pm UTC (link)
	I've never stopped doing my job, mon capitain. Really good survailance takes time. You've probably realized that I am one of the few that is not outright distrusted in Asgard, right? In what way should I demonstrate that? A hack or a fight? Or maybe both? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	1st_lord 2009-05-03 12:28 pm UTC (link)
	I also know there's a difference between faking the friendly and meaning it - and there are several of you who seem to waver between the two. A warning, nothing more. Impress me - do both. Even more points to you if you can make it look like it's an Asgardian's fault for the fight. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	silverknight 2009-05-03 12:39 pm UTC (link)
	As I have mentioned already when I started in this chess game: My people can be best friends with their worst enemies. That's what the comm lines were made for. Your warning is not needed. As you wish, of master of doom. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

1st_lord
2009-05-03 12:45 pm UTC (link)

As I have made clear several times to everyone here: I don't care what your ways are as long as you obey. If I say sit, you sit. If I say bark, you bark - or I break your limbs. Which I'm quite capable of, no matter what you're made of or how big you are.

If you're too sincere in being friendly and I don't like it, you will suffer for it. And that is why I'm warning you.

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	silverknight 2009-05-03 12:53 pm UTC (link)
	For someone who's in the position of Prime here, you sure are a bit... testy today. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	1st_lord 2009-05-03 01:08 pm UTC (link)
	For someone who should be off doing what they're supposed to, you sure...aren't. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	silverknight 2009-05-03 01:13 pm UTC (link)
	I'm good at multi-tasting. To quote old Megatron: Always know when to annoy your boss. It may help you one day. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	1st_lord 2009-05-03 01:29 pm UTC (link)
	Except when it gets you killed. Oh, wait. Maybe you didn't know that I can kill you and get away with it? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	silverknight 2009-05-03 01:37 pm UTC (link)
	Of course, I did. But I have the feeling you won't do it any time soon. You need me for something, or else you'd never have taken me after Megatron put evidence to his paternal devotion. You cannot make me fear you, boss. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	1st_lord 2009-05-03 01:40 pm UTC (link)
	That lack of fear will get you killed, be it today, a few months down the road or further. But it will be what kills you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	silverknight 2009-05-03 01:51 pm UTC (link)
	It's always good to know one's reason of exitus vitae. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	bansheescry 2009-05-03 10:34 am UTC (link)
	Hey hey Dear Lucifer. Long time no talk! I am willing to help if you think I am capable of course, Dear. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	1st_lord 2009-05-03 12:03 pm UTC (link)
	Hello, sweetheart. I'd be...grateful if you could try pushing Raziel's buttons and see what makes him tick. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	[Private Una/Lucifer] bansheescry 2009-05-03 01:21 pm UTC (link)
	Oooh. Pushing buttons? That sounds lovely, Lucifer. I will give it my best shot, Dear. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	[Private Una/Lucifer] 1st_lord 2009-05-03 01:31 pm UTC (link)
	Excellent. While you're at it...if you have enough time, would you be willing to keep an eye out on your own teammates, perhaps? I have a feeling we have quite a few who are starting to forget what they're here for. I would reward you with something extra nice if you could point any of them out to me, especially if they're attached to anyone on the wrong side. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: [Private Una/Lucifer] bansheescry 2009-05-03 02:00 pm UTC (link)
	I will do as you wish, Dear. I think I already have a feeling about one little bird in our nest. Off I go, Dear. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	Re: [Private Una/Lucifer] bansheescry 2009-05-14 08:29 pm UTC (link)
	Oh Lucifer Dear. I'm still not sure what makes him tick, Dear, but I do know just speaking with our team makes him sizzle. Not only that, but he seems to resort to childish means when his thoughts run dry, which seem to be in short supply to begin with Dear. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	Niflheim very_bad_advice 2009-05-03 12:37 pm UTC (link)
	A test of strength huh? I assume this is a test of physical strength. Amirite Lucy? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Re: Niflheim 1st_lord 2009-05-03 12:40 pm UTC (link)
	Yes. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Niflheim very_bad_advice 2009-05-03 12:41 pm UTC (link)
	Well now isn't that nice! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Niflheim 1st_lord 2009-05-03 12:47 pm UTC (link)
	I do hope you won't fail this one if you're chosen. I would hate to see you look more like a fool. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Niflheim very_bad_advice 2009-05-03 12:52 pm UTC (link)
	But I'm a sexy fool! Fine if I'm chosen for this trial I promise not to fail. ~~At least not on purpose~~. Demon's honor! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Niflheim 1st_lord 2009-05-03 01:05 pm UTC (link)
	With such a pretty mouth! We'll see. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	rascal_phoenix 2009-05-03 09:54 pm UTC (link)
	Oh no... I think... I'm hesitating! Be gentle with me? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	1st_lord 2009-05-06 01:39 pm UTC (link)
	Yes, you're still a dick. Confirmation achieved. You weren't on my list of people who still need to do more shit. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	Filtered to Niflheim firstofsix 2009-05-04 07:20 pm UTC (link)
	Provide me with a means with which to heal myself quickly and I will gladly carry out whatever ridiculous job you decide to saddle me with. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Filtered to Niflheim 1st_lord 2009-05-06 01:41 pm UTC (link)
	Then come see me and you'll be healed. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Filtered to Niflheim firstofsix 2009-05-06 02:53 pm UTC (link)
	Very well. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	[Filtered to Niflheim] lady_serpent 2009-05-04 07:52 pm UTC (link)
	Trial time! That's more like it, dah'ling~ Another chance for me to get further away from the sidelines~ giggles (Reply to this) (Thread)

	[Filtered to Niflheim] 1st_lord 2009-05-06 01:42 pm UTC (link)
	It'd be promising to see you in action again, Emerald. As much fun as you are in other scenarios. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: [Filtered to Niflheim] lady_serpent 2009-05-06 07:04 pm UTC (link)
	Of course, you know that I'm up for those anytime~ (Reply to this) (Parent)

	[Filtered to Niflheim] midnight_prince 2009-05-06 11:49 am UTC (link)
	I shall provide myself as a volunteer. What is it you would have me do? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	[Filtered to Niflheim] 1st_lord 2009-05-06 01:45 pm UTC (link)
	Hm...with you, Prince of Midnight, it depends on how much you're willing to do. There's two tasks I'd like to be carried out...both I imagine would please you. One, I want the tears of an angel. Two, I want pieces of any Asgardian you can find. Hair samples, skin samples, blood - anything of that sort. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: [Filtered to Niflheim] midnight_prince 2009-05-07 08:44 pm UTC (link)
	You already know how far I am willing to go already, of course. Hm? That does sound... interesting. I shall start planning immediately. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	[Private to Niflheim] hornfreak 2009-05-06 04:07 pm UTC (link)
	Right here. What is it you need? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	[Private to Niflheim] 1st_lord 2009-05-14 09:27 pm UTC (link)
	I need you to bring some terror into Asgard. How about picking a target and tormenting one successfully? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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hornfreak
2009-05-14 11:55 pm UTC (link)

Torment, eh? I'll see what I can do. Did you have anything specific in mind?

[OOC: Midvalley won't want to torment anyone he actually likes, such as Morana, Dorian, or Mitch, but he can probably find someone he doesn't know and/or someone who strikes him as tough and annoying who he doesn't mind hurting a bit. He'd probably stop short of torture though -- not that I was proposing introducing torture!]

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	[Private to Niflheim] itsmydayoff 2009-05-08 02:57 pm UTC (link)
	What'cha got? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	[Private to Niflheim] 1st_lord 2009-05-14 09:23 pm UTC (link)
	I need you to collect some hair from Asgard's resident whore. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: [Private to Niflheim] itsmydayoff 2009-05-14 09:38 pm UTC (link)
	"Resident whore"? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	[Private to Niflheim] 1st_lord 2009-05-15 10:28 am UTC (link)
	Her name is Maria. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: [Private to Niflheim] itsmydayoff 2009-05-15 10:53 am UTC (link)
	Ah. Heh. Got'cha. (Reply to this) (Parent)