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Lucifer (1st_lord) wrote,
@ 2009-03-06 19:20:00

Pairable?
I am pairable with everyone and everything, it seems. How interesting...

Tohru redeems me, I have sex with Maria while killing her, I rape Metatron, etc. etc. What is with this fascination people have with me and sex? ~~Perhaps I should use this to my advantage more often, but so many here are boring when it comes to that.~~ Goodness, it's as though the only time humans put creativity into anything is if it involves that particular pasttime. I do so many other things. Metatron! I can say that, with all honesty, I have no interest in doing anything of the sort to you. Pulling a Light just wouldn't be fun.

I just want to watch your expression as I tear those wings off your saintliness.

Maria however...how would you like to have some fun, eh, sweetheart?

Brandy, how do you like those Flauros/Brandy/Lucifer stories? I notice that Flauros was the most submissive in all of them.

[Private // Unhackable]
Fools. The only time I enjoy anything is if it's in the process of breaking.
[/Private]>

[ooc: Strikethrough unreadable. <3]

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	born_of_a_wish 2009-03-06 06:57 pm UTC (link)
	I have plenty of fun all by myself. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	1st_lord 2009-03-06 08:28 pm UTC (link)
	Somehow I doubt that. You seem more like someone who enjoys bedroom company. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	born_of_a_wish 2009-03-06 08:30 pm UTC (link)
	If I did want company in the bedroom, it certainly wouldn't be yours. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	1st_lord 2009-03-06 09:03 pm UTC (link)
	And yet you still talk to me. Have you ever noticed that you only speak to people if it involves sex or the rejection of it? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	born_of_a_wish 2009-03-06 09:06 pm UTC (link)
	Today, almost everyone's talking about sex. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	1st_lord 2009-03-06 09:57 pm UTC (link)
	When do you do something that doesn't revolve around sex? You humans are so pathetically focused on it. Men constantly desire it and women are only worth what they are in bed. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	born_of_a_wish 2009-03-06 10:07 pm UTC (link)
	Don't ask me, I'm not human. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	1st_lord 2009-03-06 10:25 pm UTC (link)
	Oh? And what makes you say that? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	born_of_a_wish 2009-03-07 10:04 am UTC (link)
	What sort of a question is that? I know what I am. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	1st_lord 2009-03-07 09:02 pm UTC (link)
	You practically scream that to everyone. Believe me, I know. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	honey_i_wanna 2009-03-06 07:11 pm UTC (link)
	Ooooh, I had some of those two! But I have to say, my favorite ones were just of you and me! ♥ {Private to Lucifer} Pain in the ass. Half of these feature Brandy revealing her true identity in hopes of redeeming herself and me. But I look pretty damn hot in some of those pictures. Wanna see~? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	1st_lord 2009-03-06 08:54 pm UTC (link)
	They were far more interesting, yes~. [Private to Brandy] Obviously the writers have no taste. Unless I'm mistaken, you enjoy what you are. What's there to redeem when you're content with that? Oh, yes. Yes I do, if only to see what these people thought up. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Private Lucifer and Brandy honey_i_wanna 2009-03-06 09:17 pm UTC (link)
	Precisely. I like me just fine. I think I'm a pretty rad sonofabitch. Heh, then I'll get right on that. You'll have to share some of your own, hmm, Lucy? Tit for tat? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Private Lucifer and Brandy 1st_lord 2009-03-06 09:33 pm UTC (link)
	Heheheh. Certainly. There's plenty of me - apparently someone even thought I'd be just darling with cat ears. Oh, and there's quite a few of me getting laid, but those are boring. I like the violent ones. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Private Lucifer and Brandy honey_i_wanna 2009-03-06 10:34 pm UTC (link)
	Awwww, send the one with the cat ears first~ I'll be able to look at it if I'm ever feeling blue. Or horny. No, no, I don't care about the sexual ones. I'm tired of that shit, and I've only had a vagina for a month. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	theculpritis 2009-03-06 07:15 pm UTC (link)
	....You are horrible. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	1st_lord 2009-03-06 08:19 pm UTC (link)
	Indeed, but am I horrible to you? Count your blessings, sweetheart. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	theculpritis 2009-03-06 08:27 pm UTC (link)
	I know, I know; you could be throwing me through walls, or out windows, or at people, and so on. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	1st_lord 2009-03-06 08:29 pm UTC (link)
	I could do far worse than that, but let's just say I like you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	theculpritis 2009-03-06 08:32 pm UTC (link)
	Ah, right. I'm not sure whether to feel relieved or worried. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	1st_lord 2009-03-06 08:55 pm UTC (link)
	Both! Live with the excitement that brings. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	theculpritis 2009-03-06 08:58 pm UTC (link)
	Yes sir. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	very_bad_advice 2009-03-06 09:51 pm UTC (link)
	That's wrong. Brandy should be the submissive bitch! (Reply to this) (Thread)

	1st_lord 2009-03-06 10:10 pm UTC (link)
	That would be just as entertaining, but I thought it was more fitting with you on the bottom. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	very_bad_advice 2009-03-06 10:26 pm UTC (link)
	Oh no, Brandy is at the bottom. But I can be your uke! <3 (Reply to this) (Parent)