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Lucifer (1st_lord) wrote,
@ 2009-02-20 14:56:00

Entry tags:

blood, filtered to niflheim, lina, private, private to yako, yako

So Many Things, So Little Time

[Private // Unhackable]
Someone must be doing something fun to have left that much blood. That or 'they' are trying to get out again. Pathetic creatures, it's not their time to be let out yet.

Either way, I intend to find out what's going on.
[/Private]

[Private to Yako]
Yako, first I'd like to commend you on your lovely job at questioningthe blurred line between 'good' and 'evil' a few days - weeks - ago. I wonder, however - could you spare a few moments to meet with me in the kitchen, or should I make do with enjoying your company indirectly over the communication system?
[/Private]

[Filtered to Niflheim]
Metatron is weak. It's time for you to move. Some of you will be getting some orders very soon, I should think. Does anyone want to be useful to me or am I going to have to force some of you?
[/Filtered]

Lina, Lina, Lina.

You really shouldn't challenge people who are better than you. What if I took you up on that offer? What would your Asgardians say?

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	honey_i_wanna 2009-02-20 02:30 pm UTC (link)
	You're a big baddie bad-face man! We'll always fight you! - But since the idiot did start it, kill her first, okay!? I just want to be friends with everyone! (Reply to this) (Thread)

	1st_lord 2009-02-20 06:19 pm UTC (link)
	But you seemed so interested in changing my ways only a bit go, my dear! Where did that enthusiasm to show me the path of goodness go? You cut me in two! I'll keep your request in mind. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	honey_i_wanna 2009-02-20 06:30 pm UTC (link)
	I totally was until you dumped our conversation! I'm sorry, if there's one thing I can't stand, it's a guy who can't perform. Totally your loss! You'd better! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	1st_lord 2009-02-20 06:53 pm UTC (link)
	Aren't you an impatient woman. I could make you change your mind. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	honey_i_wanna 2009-02-20 07:07 pm UTC (link)
	You have a looooong road ahead of you, mister! I have a weird feeling you're not a very trustworthy person. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	1st_lord 2009-02-20 07:33 pm UTC (link)
	You're smart too! I love smart women. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	honey_i_wanna 2009-02-20 07:44 pm UTC (link)
	...That road got a little shorter! You really, uh...think I'm, like...smart? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	1st_lord 2009-02-20 07:49 pm UTC (link)
	Of course you are! You know to trust your instincts - understanding that on some level I am someone that the people in Asgard say shouldn't be trusted. It's good to trust those instincts of yours. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	honey_i_wanna 2009-02-20 07:53 pm UTC (link)
	Now I'm confused! Do you want to have hot, kinky sex with me or don't you? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	1st_lord 2009-02-20 08:05 pm UTC (link)
	Of course I do! The question is, do you want to have hot, kinky sex with a sexy, dangerous fallen angel? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	honey_i_wanna 2009-02-20 08:34 pm UTC (link)
	Ye- No! No, I can't! It would be against everything that I believe in - which is purity and sanctity and...and...really bright lights! Plus, I kinda put Allen on hold. Don't wanna be a skank or anything. But I did write you a letter! Can I send it? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	1st_lord 2009-02-20 10:39 pm UTC (link)
	Niflheim has brighter lights, sweetheart. Sure, send me that letter. I'll read it. [ooc: The banter between Sal and Lucifer cracks him up so much, you realize.] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

honey_i_wanna
2009-02-20 11:24 pm UTC (link)

What, like when you punch somebody really hard?

Okay! Here it is:

Dear ~~Lindsay Lohan~~ ~~Lamaze~~ ~~Lucy Fur~~ Lucifer,

I think you are a misunderstood person, and because of this, we were destined to be friends. I think we could all get along if we just pretended to like each other. Because then we would no longer be pretending and then we would actually get along! That's what destiny's all about!

Nobody really likes fighting, except stupid people. And you don't sound stupid to me. You sound very smart and fashion forward! I would like to go shopping with you some day. What is your shoe size? I hope your feet are narrow. Otherwise, shopping would suck.

I hope one day we can all get along. Because all we ever really want is world peace. And ice cream, sometimes.

Your friend,
Brandy with a y

{AN: Haha! <3 It's the same on both ends of the convo! xD}

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	1st_lord 2009-02-25 03:55 pm UTC (link)
	Dear Brandy, I feel that you are right in every aspect, especially in the fashion forward part! I can recommend to you several famous, high-quality designer shoes in a shop or two within Emptiness. If you ever are unsure of where to find them, I could always escort you there. Perhaps a scoop of ice cream could be included. Your friend, Lucifer (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	honey_i_wanna 2009-02-25 07:18 pm UTC (link)
	Dear Lucifer, It really is destiny! I would love to meet you and shop with you and share the wonders of the world with you and eat ice cream with you and try on shoes with you and consider bearing children with you! Your Secret Admirer, Brandy (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	[Filtered to Asgard] pyro_madness 2009-02-25 07:25 pm UTC (link)
	BRANDY! Stop talkin' to Lucifer! He's BAD NEWS. AND NOBODY WANTS YOU BEARIN' DEMON CHILDREN! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: [Filtered to Asgard] honey_i_wanna 2009-02-25 07:35 pm UTC (link)
	OMG! What is wrong with you! Can't you see I was helping him realize the goodness in him!? If bearing children helps save the world, then I gladly offer my womb to the universe! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: [Filtered to Asgard] pyro_madness 2009-02-25 07:39 pm UTC (link)
	Trust me, it won't WORK. The guy attacked OUR home, and he'd do worse to US if he could! NO, no no no no no, no womb-offering to the universe! You can help without the baby-makin', OK?! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: [Filtered to Asgard] honey_i_wanna 2009-02-25 07:42 pm UTC (link)
	It can if I put my heart into it! Everyone is good deep down inside - I believe. But making love and babies is all I'm good at! I'd be failing my calling if I didn't get pregnant with at least one half-demon spawn! I WANT MY WEDDING, TOO. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: [Filtered to Asgard] pyro_madness 2009-02-25 07:57 pm UTC (link)
	Not the leader of Niflheim. He. is. EVIL. ...C'mon, look at it this way: the universe would rather ya be happy and not have a baby for, er, "political" reasons. ...YOU'RE NOT MARRYING LUCIFER! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: [Filtered to Asgard] honey_i_wanna 2009-02-25 08:04 pm UTC (link)
	You're not him, so you can't say for certain! ...Politics? ..........Do you want to be the father of my children, is that what you're saying? ONLY A LITTLE! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: [Filtered to Asgard] pyro_madness 2009-02-27 07:01 am UTC (link)
	I've seen what he's done, so yes I FUCKING can. Oh just google it if ya don't get it... AND ABSOLUTELY NOT. I'm only eighteen! NOT EVEN A LITTLE. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: [Filtered to Asgard] honey_i_wanna 2009-02-27 07:49 pm UTC (link)
	Does your penis function? Yes? Then who cares how old you are! WELL FINE, IF THAT'S HOW YOU'RE GOING TO BE, YOU ARE NEVER HAVING THE HONOR OF SEEING ME NAKED. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: [Filtered to Asgard] pyro_madness 2009-03-01 09:48 am UTC (link)
	...Uh. THAT'S COMPLETELY FINE BY ME. (Reply to this) (Parent)

1st_lord
2009-02-25 07:43 pm UTC (link)

Dear Brandy,

I will dream of the day when we meet, so that I may take you shopping and share the exquisite joy of shoes with you. But better yet, because I know we will be such great friends, I will devote this time to shopping for shoes for you. A woman like you should be pampered and cared for.

Would you really consider bearing children with me? That is so very, very touching...

Your Stylish Shoe-bringer,
Lucifer

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	honey_i_wanna 2009-02-25 08:08 pm UTC (link)
	Dear Lucifer, I swear, you are like the perfect man! Good-looking and totally understanding of my interests! Why can't the rest of the world be filled with men just like you? You're dreeeeamy~ I totally would! They would have your eyes. And my smile. They'd be gorgeous. Like, Totally Enamored, Brandy (Reply to this) (Parent)

	[Private to Lucifer] theculpritis 2009-02-20 02:35 pm UTC (link)
	Thanks ~~I think~~ That'd be fine; which ever's easiest for you I suppose... (Reply to this) (Thread)

	[Private to Lucifer and Yako] 1st_lord 2009-02-20 06:54 pm UTC (link)
	You're welcome. Sweetheart, today? It's what's easiest for you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: [Private to Lucifer and Yako] theculpritis 2009-02-20 06:57 pm UTC (link)
	Um, alright then. Where should we meet? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: [Private to Lucifer and Yako] 1st_lord 2009-02-20 07:25 pm UTC (link)
	In the study. Feel free to check it out on your own sometime, it has all sorts of books. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: [Private to Lucifer and Yako] theculpritis 2009-02-20 07:27 pm UTC (link)
	Alright; I'll meet you there. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	Filtered to Niflheim firstofsix 2009-02-20 03:26 pm UTC (link)
	We're finally getting orders? How truly shocking. What would you have me do, Lucifer? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Re: Filtered to Niflheim 1st_lord 2009-02-20 06:52 pm UTC (link)
	You need orders to be effective? How truly pathetic. I want you to retrieve some of Metatron's feathers. Figure out a way. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	Filtered to Niflheim very_bad_advice 2009-02-20 07:19 pm UTC (link)
	At long last the ~~boy~~ king gives us our commands. Alas it's a shame that I can't do anything. I just under went a sex change operation, and the doctors told me I needed to rest. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Re: Filtered to Niflheim 1st_lord 2009-02-20 07:32 pm UTC (link)
	[Private to Flauros] I have a sudden desire to change your room into the shape of a triangle. Strange, isn't it? [/Private] Your snark is lacking and fails to impress me. About those doctors - did they finally give you the balls you've always wanted? It sounds like they forgot. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Filtered to Niflheim very_bad_advice 2009-02-20 07:36 pm UTC (link)
	[Private to Lucifer] Touche, Lucy, touche! [/private] Aww don't be that way Lucy! (Reply to this) (Parent)

	[Private to Lucifer and Emerald] lady_serpent 2009-02-21 09:18 am UTC (link)
	I've been thinking of another visit to Asgard, actually~ (Reply to this) (Thread)

	[Private to Lucifer and Emerald] 1st_lord 2009-02-25 04:01 pm UTC (link)
	Oh? And what fun are you going to have there, clever sweetheart? Though while you're there, I have a small...request. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: [Private to Lucifer and Emerald] lady_serpent 2009-02-25 04:15 pm UTC (link)
	I was thinking recently that, it's almost springtime, and I thought Asgard might look lovely covered in rather inconvenient, poisonous plantlife. What did you have in mind, Lucifer~? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

[Private to Lucifer and Emerald]

1st_lord
2009-02-25 04:34 pm UTC (link)

I do so enjoy your mind.

I don't particularly care how you do it, but there's an object in Asgard that I want. It's a palm-sized, smooth stone of selenite that...if I recall correctly, should be on a small gold stand on one of the ornamental shelves in their ballroom. Aren't the wide windows for that room lovely? You'll know if it's the right stone because in the center of it should be some beautiful writing as if the stone formed around the words themselves. You won't be able to read it - it's in an angelic language and I don't mean latin.

If you manage to retrieve it for me somehow, I'll tell you why I desire it.

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	Re: [Private to Lucifer and Emerald] lady_serpent 2009-02-25 04:47 pm UTC (link)
	chuckles darkly It pays to be more than just a warm body~ Oooh! Fascinating~ I'll figure out how to get that trinket for you somehow~ (Reply to this) (Parent)

	manly_ignition 2009-02-21 10:00 am UTC (link)
	Ksssh We'd say bring it on, punk! Every lousy dirty trick you pull--and FAIL to beat us with--just proves to all your lousy lackeys who's really gonna win this! (Reply to this) (Thread)

	1st_lord 2009-02-25 03:57 pm UTC (link)
	Do you ever put that energy somewhere more appropriate? There are women around for those pent-up frustrations. Though some of the men in Asgard wouldn't surprise me if that's your inclination. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

manly_ignition
2009-02-25 09:30 pm UTC (link)

Intense static fuzz...

Men?! Cheh...who the hell do you think I am?! 'Sides...at least our side ain't the one that's got guys who're into big walkin' toasters!

Yer all talk and cheap tactics, Lucy! And in case you hadn't noticed, it ain't workin'! You guys just thought we'd fall apart over a few fires and a sick Metatron, huh? You got a lot to learn, chump.

Bring on the best you got, we'll overcome anything you can throw at us!

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	manly_ignition 2009-02-25 09:31 pm UTC (link)
	[OOC: No offense was intended to any players with the previous comment, Kamina is simply being...Kamina. Hope that didn't offend anyone!] (Reply to this) (Parent)

	[Filtered to Lucifer] midnight_prince 2009-02-25 09:47 am UTC (link)
	I am nothing if not useful, Lucifer. My concerns have been focusing on Balam. He raises some... interesting questions under the influence of my nightmares. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	[Filtered to Lucifer and Carrion] 1st_lord 2009-02-25 03:59 pm UTC (link)
	Indeed. By all means...continue. Do tell me of your future exploits in the area. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: [Filtered to Lucifer and Carrion] midnight_prince 2009-02-25 07:29 pm UTC (link)
	I shall certainly share my findings, then. (Reply to this) (Parent)