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Lucifer (1st_lord) wrote,
@ 2008-04-28 00:14:00

Current mood:

apathetic

Rooms and a Greeting
Alright, kids. Just so you know what the hell you're doing and where you're going, I thought i'd give you a little kick in the heads up.

First, you're room assignments if you haven't figured it out yet. And if you haven't, maybe you can't read, because your names are on the damn doors. Let's not be idiots, kids.
But just in case, here they are:
Garage: Jazz

Room #304: Emerald, Sal

Room #306: Nick

Room #207: Balam

Room #102: Light, Strix

The Tower: Carrion, Una

Now. For the real howdy-doody.
You're here to confuse, torment, kick ass and take names. Anyone who fails to be interesting in this manner will answer to me. Do what you're here to do.

What are you here to do?

You're here to oppose and win against whatever Metapansy and his Squad of Feelgoods throw at us. Got it? Good. Questions? Don't care.

...Fine, ask me any damn questions you want. I'm you're "guide" while you're here.

Welcome to Hell. Welcome to Niflheim. Try not to die first.

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	bansheescry 2008-04-28 05:54 pm UTC (link)
	Oh my. Aren't you delightfully wicked. So very nice to meet you Lucifer. I have heard tales of you from my land, though I hardly believe what others gossip about. I do believe we will get along splendidly....Now I'm off to adjust a few things in my room. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	1st_lord 2008-04-29 01:25 am UTC (link)
	I like you already, heheheh. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	bansheescry 2008-04-29 01:27 am UTC (link)
	Oh dear Lucifer. You will like me even more once things get rolling...I must say. grin (Reply to this) (Parent)

	strix 2008-04-28 06:27 pm UTC (link)
	What. The. Fuck. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	1st_lord 2008-04-29 01:25 am UTC (link)
	I. Can. Do. That. Too. Got a problem, sweetheart? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	strix 2008-04-29 04:56 am UTC (link)
	I've just been zapped out of a perfectly good life to gods know where, and you're asking me if I have a problem? I was making tea! And what do you mean rooms and sharing and fighting? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	1st_lord 2008-04-30 06:35 am UTC (link)
	Congratulations, sweetheart. Your ass has been dragged in to participate in a contest, of sorts, between God and Satan. You are now officially here to fight for chaos and general mayhem, as opposed to Monsieur StickintheAss God who has to have everything a specific way. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	lady_serpent 2008-04-28 09:48 pm UTC (link)
	Thanks for the welcome, Lucifer-dah'ling~ Such a lovely place you've got here! Have the ~~boywhores~~ others arrived yet~? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	bansheescry 2008-04-28 10:15 pm UTC (link)
	Oh well look at you... Aren't you just a cup of candy. You seem delightfully sinful I must say. grin (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	lady_serpent 2008-04-28 10:22 pm UTC (link)
	grins You're quite sweet yourself, sugar~ Why, thank you! What's your name, dah'ling? I'd love to get to know my teammates as soon as possible~ (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	bansheescry 2008-04-28 10:25 pm UTC (link)
	I am Una. What is your's, if I may ask? I am quite interested in getting to know my teammate as well.. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	lady_serpent 2008-04-28 10:30 pm UTC (link)
	My name is Emerald. Pleased to meet you! Then we should start right away, then, shouldn't we~? purrs Where are you from, for instance? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	bansheescry 2008-04-29 01:33 am UTC (link)
	Oh dear. I am from far way indeed. Ireland. An outcast. Do you understand where I come from dear? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	lady_serpent 2008-04-29 03:01 am UTC (link)
	Ooooh, Ireland you say? The Emerald Isle, I believe people call it, if memory serves~ An outcast? Oh my, that sounds so...lonely~ (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	bansheescry 2008-04-29 04:17 am UTC (link)
	Yes. Quite lonely indeed. And yes. The Emerald Isle, some people called it that. But that is behind me now. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	lady_serpent 2008-04-29 04:51 am UTC (link)
	Oh, yes, it wouldn't do to look back now, not at the beginning of this 'tournament.' (Reply to this) (Parent)

	rascal_phoenix 2008-04-29 12:23 am UTC (link)
	You don't gotta tell me twice. I'll win, and on my own damn terms. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	1st_lord 2008-04-29 01:24 am UTC (link)
	Excellent. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	rascal_phoenix 2008-04-29 05:06 am UTC (link)
	Just for the record, Lucy, I hope you choke on your bastard spit. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	1st_lord 2008-04-30 06:38 am UTC (link)
	Flatterer. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	rascal_phoenix 2008-04-30 06:56 am UTC (link)
	Clearly. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	silverknight 2008-04-29 01:34 am UTC (link)
	You are not by any chance the Chaos Bringer, right? Because for a moment I thought you were, but now you're not. By the way, why am I still alive? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	1st_lord 2008-04-29 02:31 am UTC (link)
	Maybe I am, maybe I ain't. You're still alive because there's this destructive force I call Satan that wants you to fight for her side in a big, boring, somewhat gory struggle featuring you and the other chosen ones...versus all of the ones a creation god called...God, ha ha, has chosen. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	silverknight 2008-04-29 05:02 pm UTC (link)
	This doesn't explain anything, but I'll leave the questions for later. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	midnight_prince 2008-04-29 04:11 am UTC (link)
	dry voice Amusing, Lucifer. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	1st_lord 2008-04-30 06:39 am UTC (link)
	Ah, Carrion! Heya. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	midnight_prince 2008-05-01 09:51 pm UTC (link)
	Salutations. I am fully recovered, it seems. The best shape with which to serve the Devil's needs, of course. (Reply to this) (Parent)