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Lucifer (1st_lord) wrote,
@ 2008-11-11 17:00:00

Current mood:	So misunderstood
Current music:	Mr. Lonely
Entry tags:	lucifer is a deceptive tardhole, misa, tohru

How many lumps of sugar?
Oh, how utterly misunderstood I am!

Pray tell, perhaps someone like MISA or TOHRU would be able to understand the depth of my misunderstoodness.

[Filtered to Niflheim]

Perosonally i'm just curious to know how stupid certain women are.

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	boughtnsold 2008-11-11 04:27 pm UTC (link)
	If you're so butthurt about being misunderstood, I could come up with an equation for you that even a two-year-old could understand. (Reply to this) (Thread)

1st_lord
2008-11-11 04:34 pm UTC (link)

What a child prodigy that would require - the equation would take hours just to read.

But truly, Syd, what's the matter? Dearest, dearest one, why don't you ever accept my attempts at making things up to you?

[Private to Bitchface]
I was thinking of calling one of them Sydlet.

By the way, did you know that Mello wants you and I to fuck? How interesting. And he said he wasn't INTO that sort of thing.
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boughtnsold
2008-11-11 05:01 pm UTC (link)

Only if that child prodigy fell asleep after a few minutes of solving the math, and then you counted the hours while it was dreaming.

If you would die, permanently, that would make my millennium.

[Private to Child Molester]
See if I care, Daddy-o.

It's not the first time in history that a man has lied about what he digs in porn. You could probably get him to admit that he prefers a certain cock size when picking his dirty movies.
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1st_lord
2008-11-11 05:19 pm UTC (link)

He only fell asleep because he was tired orf looking at you, timing him.

[Private to the Dirt Rag]
You never used to call me that, you know. It's interesting that it became your favorite name for me after I gave you to a king. To think you'd be so displeased after becoming one of his...what, three hundred and twenty-six wives, was it?

You're more powerful than you ever would've been without me as your mentor.

Probably, but I could probably get him to say he wishes he were a girl.
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	boughtnsold 2008-11-11 05:37 pm UTC (link)
	She only fell asleep because you'd drugged her. [Private to Butthurt] And you're bringing up your bullshit from my memory lane, why? You sure like to hear yourself talk about the past. Oh, I have my doubts. It doesn't matter anymore, since you stripped away the "power" I had accumulated. Probably. [/private] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	1st_lord 2008-11-11 05:54 pm UTC (link)
	Whoa, the kid can change gender? If we're talking about Sal, of course the kid would be asleep - why the hell would s/he bother with equations when he could be killing? [Private to Ugly and Old] You know how the CAT's song goes. Meeeeemooooriiiieeeeeeeees, bitch. Still wake up crying? I hope you do. [/Private] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	boughtnsold 2008-11-11 06:04 pm UTC (link)
	Now you're insulting Sal, because the kid we're talking about is still two-years-old. [Private to Uglier and Older, by the way] My sleep is quite fine, thanks for asking. You sound pissy. Is that because you can't really insult me with anything new anymore? [/private] (Reply to this) (Parent)

	amane_misa 2008-11-11 04:56 pm UTC (link)
	Ooh! I'm so sorry... what do you need help with? Misa is so sorry that you feel misunderstood! (Reply to this) (Thread)

	1st_lord 2008-11-11 05:21 pm UTC (link)
	Only that I know that even if I tried to reach a hand out and befriend you, people would immediately try to warn you away! Isn't that heartless? They don't want people like you or me to have friends. True, I've done terrible things, but can't a man repent? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	amane_misa 2008-11-11 05:39 pm UTC (link)
	Of course a person can repent! The things you done can't have been so awful that no one can understand you! If you need a friend, I'll be your friend! Definitely! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	luke_lawliet 2008-11-11 05:44 pm UTC (link)
	Misa... (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

1st_lord
2008-11-11 05:48 pm UTC (link)

Should you really say anything to her, considering what you did to Light while he was here?

Truly, such brutality is disgusting. How can you stand to be in Asgard when you're so much dirtier than they are? Than sweet Misa is?

[ooc: Should Lina bother L and get him to bust the anger bubble in a comment series or a thread? Or start in a comment thread and Lina comes over to make a point and be obnoxious or something? Just curious...xD]

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	luke_lawliet 2008-11-11 05:52 pm UTC (link)
	I can see what you're trying to do, and frankly, it looks to me like you're being lazy. Misa, of all people? OOC: Oh, yeah. Lina should bother L. XD It seems to me like it would be good to start in a comment thread, and then then formally get some interaction between these two. ^_^ (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	1st_lord 2008-11-11 06:01 pm UTC (link)
	Such a woman should never be underappreciated...and, dear me, isn't that exactly what your side is doing? There's so much potential in a woman like Misa. So much that people, i'm sure, refuse to see. OOC: Eeexcellent. I'll have her start something with his last journal entry, then, if there's anything she can prod in there. xD (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	amane_misa 2008-11-11 06:04 pm UTC (link)
	That's... that's exactly right! Misa has lots of potential! Don't listen to Ryuuga, he is very stupid, Mr. Lucifer. He's just jealous because no pretty girl has ever wanted to spend time with him! OOC: Great! Sounds spectacular! (Reply to this) (Parent)

	amane_misa 2008-11-11 06:00 pm UTC (link)
	What? What did he do to my poor Light? Br-brutality? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	1st_lord 2008-11-11 06:07 pm UTC (link)
	Terrible things that a lady should not hear, suffice to say that he did...many unspeakable things to your dear one. I believe he enjoyed it, too. Light was broken for quite awhile and only barely managed to bring himself back together with his own strength and courage. The memory of you helped him, you know. He didn't say it, but you could tell. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	amane_misa 2008-11-11 06:09 pm UTC (link)
	M-m-my poor Light... I'll rip out Ryuuga's horrible eyes! Light... Light was such a strong person... of course he was able to be brave through all of those horrible things, that Misa can only imagine! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	1st_lord 2008-11-11 06:21 pm UTC (link)
	Indeed! Such a strong, brave man. It is our duty to finally fix the world and make it a better place! For the men like him! For the women like you! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

heaven_within
2008-11-11 06:31 pm UTC (link)

Why, Lucifer! You should've spoken up sooner! That's exactly what Asgard's intentions are! Why don't you come over and we can talk about understanding you better?

Misa is a lovely woman, and though Asgard hasn't been the warmest home for her, they simply haven't come to understand each other yet.

Many people do want to get to know her better, just like you. Wouldn't it be wonderful if we could all work together to make the world a better place?

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	1st_lord 2008-11-11 05:51 pm UTC (link)
	I only wanted to make the world safer. That's why I brought Light here, you know. To help...in our cause. It would be wonderful to become a friend of such a lovely woman. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	amane_misa 2008-11-11 06:01 pm UTC (link)
	Safer... like Light... oh, mister, no wonder you are misunderstood! Hee.... thank you for calling me "lovely"... I'm a model, you know... (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	1st_lord 2008-11-11 06:18 pm UTC (link)
	Indeed. Sad that so few can truly see and understand the path people such as I take to try to fix things. A model? You truly are lovely, then, but i'm sure that there is more to you than just your beauty. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	born_of_a_wish 2008-11-11 05:58 pm UTC (link)
	Don't be an idiot. You're talking to the devil's right hand. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	amane_misa 2008-11-11 06:02 pm UTC (link)
	Misa can't help being an idiot... but Misa can be nice to the people who are nice to her! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

born_of_a_wish
2008-11-11 06:06 pm UTC (link)

Don't be so stupid as to think that just because someone's nice to you, they're a trustworthy person or should be your friend.

I don't hate you. I don't think much of you either way, honestly. But you're a member of my team and I'm not going to sit here and watch you do something as idiotic as put yourself in the eyes of Satan's assistant.

Ignore him and find something else to do.

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	1st_lord 2008-11-11 06:08 pm UTC (link)
	Funny, I thought you were the devil's right hand. However do you sleep at night? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	born_of_a_wish 2008-11-11 06:09 pm UTC (link)
	I've never known any devils but you. How do I sleep at night? Naked on silk sheets. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	mello_keehl 2008-11-11 06:18 pm UTC (link)
	Three hoots and a howl WHOOOOOOOOO!!!! whistles (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	born_of_a_wish 2008-11-11 06:19 pm UTC (link)
	Very classy. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	mello_keehl 2008-11-11 06:29 pm UTC (link)
	We're talking about "class?" You be the naughty schoolgirl and I'll be the lecherous and commanding presence known as the Principle. It will take place in MY office... and it will be called "After-hours: Detention with Principle Dick Strong." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	born_of_a_wish 2008-11-11 06:31 pm UTC (link)
	I do have a schoolgirl uniform... You'll never see it, though. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	1st_lord 2008-11-11 06:19 pm UTC (link)
	What are you hooting over? I pity the sheets. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	mello_keehl 2008-11-11 06:30 pm UTC (link)
	I'm hooting over those sheets! I'll buy em'... just so I can stuff them in my pants and *CENSORED AUTOMATICALLY BY COMM SYSTEM.* Oh, shit. I fucking came in my best leather pants. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	[Private to Syd and Misa] boughtnsold 2008-11-11 05:40 pm UTC (link)
	Put that bleeding heart away, girl, unless you want to get screwed over by Mr. "Misunderstood." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: [Private to Syd and Misa] amane_misa 2008-11-11 05:43 pm UTC (link)
	What? What do you mean? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: [Private to Syd and Misa] boughtnsold 2008-11-11 05:50 pm UTC (link)
	If you want to survive with your sanity and your life, you can't trust Lucifer. It's the only free advice I give. So take it, and go warm up to those people on your own team. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	rascal_phoenix 2008-11-11 05:32 pm UTC (link)
	Congratulations, you made me throw up a little. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Filtered to Niflheim 1st_lord 2008-11-11 05:45 pm UTC (link)
	I might've lost some respect for you if you hadn't. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Filtered to Niflheim rascal_phoenix 2008-11-11 05:50 pm UTC (link)
	Respect for me? If you'd failed to trigger my gag reflex, Lucy, the lost respect would have been for you. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	Niflheim very_bad_advice 2008-11-11 09:11 pm UTC (link)
	The only thing women are good for is sex, sex, fucking, fucking, and destroying, and breeding. (Reply to this)

	rice_ball 2008-11-12 01:08 pm UTC (link)
	Well… I….I….I can most certainly lend you an ear if you ever need one.... (Reply to this) (Thread)

	holylance 2008-11-13 02:21 pm UTC (link)
	Tohru, Lucifer is just trying to trick you. Ignore him. (Reply to this) (Parent)