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Lucifer ([info]1st_lord) wrote,
@ 2008-11-07 20:11:00

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Entry tags:lina, orders

Orders
[Filtered to all Niflheimers!]

All of you, any of you - I don't care how you do it, but there's a mission for any and all of you.

Lina Inverse.
Convince her to join, force her to join, or kill her.
I don't care which.

The bitch needs to die or work for us.
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[info]midnight_prince
2008-11-07 07:59 pm UTC (link)
I presume then that that explosion just now was due to that foolish girl, Inverse?

...Understood, Lucifer. This will be quite enjoyable.

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[info]1st_lord
2008-11-11 03:35 pm UTC (link)
Indeed, it was.

Do let me know if she screams a lot in the process of...whatever you do.

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[info]midnight_prince
2008-11-11 06:59 pm UTC (link)
Naturally, Lucifer.

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[info]schroedinger
2008-11-07 08:21 pm UTC (link)
Wow. Hah, I coulda svorn that Rip vas here. :3

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[info]1st_lord
2008-11-11 03:37 pm UTC (link)
Ah, Rip. I asked Satan for her, instead she gave me...you.

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[info]silverknight
2008-11-08 02:40 am UTC (link)
I have to agree. That girl has talent.

I'll see what I can do, sir.

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[info]1st_lord
2008-11-11 03:31 pm UTC (link)
Excellent.

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[info]snake_sorceress
2008-11-08 05:49 am UTC (link)
Regardless of her ability, she needs to be put in line. Using powers like that in such an arrogant and childish fashion is hardly tolerable.

I'll make a point to have a few words with her.

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[info]1st_lord
2008-11-11 03:31 pm UTC (link)
Beating her into submission sounds...delightful.

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[info]snake_sorceress
2008-11-11 04:52 pm UTC (link)
That is one tactic, but I might decide to throw in a bit of psychological warfare as well. Messing with minds is just so satisfying.

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[info]1st_lord
2008-11-11 05:26 pm UTC (link)
...even better.

I think I'll enjoy your presence here. Clever, manipulative and...resourceful, too, i'm sure.

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[info]snake_sorceress
2008-11-11 05:32 pm UTC (link)
Yes, the joys of insanity, so sweet and pleasant.

That is such a compliment Lucifer, I do try. So nice to know a lifetime of experience in helping to destroy a high ranking organisation and reviving a Demon god didn't go to waste, and will do me in good stead.

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Private Lucifer and Sal
[info]rascal_phoenix
2008-11-08 10:25 am UTC (link)
You know I'd love to help you, Lucy, but when there are so many slackers, I'm sure you've got an army already looking for her. At least, that's what one would expect of Niflheim. But then, I've been so disappointed~

Besides, Sally's gonna be making another playdate real soon, and I'm not up for crowd control.

Good luck with Tinkerbell. My prefence woulda been to kill her.

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[info]1st_lord
2008-11-11 03:34 pm UTC (link)
May your chaotic fun be as bloody and wounding to Asgard as the last few rounds.

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[info]mello_keehl
2008-11-08 12:02 pm UTC (link)
Hmph. She's a whore, plain and simple. Her poetry sucks rhino balls.

What's in it for MEH if I do anything to help?

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[info]1st_lord
2008-11-11 03:16 pm UTC (link)
And here I thought you'd love to have your long lost personality twin here with you. You're not above incest, are you?

What do you want to be in it for you? A night with some nymphomaniacs that just want to please you? What?

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[info]mello_keehl
2008-11-11 03:20 pm UTC (link)
The filthier, the better... but I'd never screw a relative. The little bitch isn't related to me, so I'd fuck her, yeah... but something about a woman swearing is fucking fucked like a motherfucker.

I didn't actually have anything in mind, but that sounds pretty hot. Though, I'd trade it all to see you wearing a ball gag and being spanked by that new chick. Hhehehehe.

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[info]1st_lord
2008-11-11 03:30 pm UTC (link)
How interesting. We don't have something in common. Shame. Though she might actually respond to someone making advances on her. You know, after she stopped trying to kill them out of embarrassment - she seems the type. Stumpy, easy to piss off, immensely sexually frustrated. Tell me, do you think she's a sadist, a masochist, neither or both?

Well, I can guarantee you at least one of the two if you succeed at anything.

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[info]mello_keehl
2008-11-11 04:50 pm UTC (link)
Honestly? I think she has an emu fetish. Where would that fall, Devil-guy?

You don't think I will, but ya know? I'm full of surprises.

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[info]1st_lord
2008-11-11 05:24 pm UTC (link)
Depends on what she does with an emu. Maybe you should try dressing up as one in front of her and see what she does.

It certainly wouldn't ruin anything for me to give you some nymphos for a night if you did succeed. I'd be pleased if you did.

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[info]firstofsix
2008-11-10 06:05 pm UTC (link)
I'm afraid that at the moment, I am indisposed, Lucifer.

I do, however, wish all my allies luck in this noble endeavor.

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[info]1st_lord
2008-11-11 03:24 pm UTC (link)
Masturbating again? What, do you want to become like Mello?

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[info]firstofsix
2008-11-12 12:02 am UTC (link)
No, actually, I have been a bit busy lately, and would rather not waste my energy on some brat. You have plenty of other happy little minions to tend to that for you.

A bit of free advice, though. Kill her. The fiery ones are far too unpredictable.

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